Tripod Speaker

Miyoko kira desu. Dokida shimasu. "I know Puto is not a word in Japanese, so maybe I'm wrong audience? The link to listen to is: http://members.tripod.com/ ~ Frizzy_2 / (see japanese.wav-about half of the screen). Any help would be greatly appreciated! Thanks
First, I can say that a speaker is not native Japanese because the words are pronounced fun. I heard, "ga arimasu Puto." (I can not find a word "fag", but is necessary for me an inanimate object of some sort to correct grammar. So something like "I have a fag" or "A fucking present" or "no There is a fucking ")" ayatsuri ningyou wa ga Watakushi kirai desu "(" watakushi "is the official word" I "." ayatsuri ningyou "means" puppet "or" puppet "." kirai "means hatred. Therefore, it means" hate puppets ", and speaks in a formal tone)" kimasu Doki ga "(" Doki "can mean either of clay" or "anger" or "measuring stick", while "kimasu "Means" come "." Anger is "seems to make sense, but I'm not sure if this is correct grammar or not, but whatever is "A" Doki "is."
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