Coffins Keyboard

If your a Science bashing Creationist please stay away from:?
1) Your car!!! Everything from the horn to the engine runs on science and physics!!
2) Your medication!–You claim science knows little about DNA and cells, yet you use this stuff every day. If you believe so openly that we have no clue, stop taking medication
3) Healthcare–Science is used in everything. And for science thats so fiction.. why use it? Besides, if you are to die, its gods will, right?
4)Your computer!! How do you suppose what you typer on a wireless keyboard is somehow submitted around the world in a matter of seconds? SCIENCE
5) Your coffin!! This may not be direct, but heck.. scientists know that when you die, your body is eaten by millions of decomposers!
6) The Bible and Scriptures!!-Most were dated using common scientific methods….. without them your book could be 15 years old, who knows?
7)LIGHTS!! Light has more of a use then to see your pathetic faces!! For people who dont believe in the speed of light, you sure use it a lot!
I don’t think it’s a good idea to tell science bashers to forget about medication. They are generally not very smart and they might just take you’re advice. I know a couple of people who object to the use of modern medicine and it’s extremely annoying to see someone suffer when they can easily be helped. I always try to convince them that although the medicine is made by humans, it’s made after the study of natural elements. If you believe in God, the medicine was made using his raw materials. If you don’t believe in God then most people don’t have that sort of problem.
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